Josh Pray 5 Things to know before fishing with your Bright friends - GameONEs TV

Saturday, March 9, 2019

Josh Pray 5 Things to know before fishing with your Bright friends

  1. PrussianJæger: Maybe it’s just me or just the north, but we bring food. Got some cheeze and meat flatbreads for ya
  2. Jumping Jehosafat: Here it is, early December 2018 and I just found your videos. I've spent the last 2 hours spitting out and choking on Mt Dew, actually damn near pissed myself laughing. You are very funny and yet educational at the same time. Just so you know, I had to switch to watching your videos on my phone because one of my spitting out Mt Dew moments the tablet kind of went for a ride, it's being laid to rest as we speak. 😁. Anyways, thanks for being you and yes you have another subscriber.
  3. Brandon Mccourtney: You are the effing best
  4. Brad Tharpe: Y'all are scared of the damnedest things. Like ferrets. Really?
  5. tsfcancerman: You right on this but would think you knew this since water and snow reflects sun so you get almost 10 times the strength. And if its saltwater the salt makes your skin feel like its bursting/breaking apart if you smile, and you fall asleep so easy and sleep so well after beeing on the ocean/saltwater. It works better than sleeping medication
  6. SourBogBubble: 😂🤣😂😎🤙🦅
  7. Wayne: White people think it's funny when your afraid of something. I'm laughing so hard I'm choking here! So true!!!!
  8. Ethan P: You gotta go hunting with your light skinned friends!! That will be perfect for a video!!
  9. Andy47357: it’s just like going to the gun range
  10. Miklo G: Bright friends lmfao
  11. Echo 22: Last time I went swimming out at the lake a small fish swam up my trunks and nibbled my ball sack. He just thought my hair was food but I was doing the Jesus water walk back to land😂
  12. Feelings don't Matter: This white boy don't worry about sunscreen lol
  13. Bee Snort: Oh hell yeah! Tip up town!
  14. Colorado Cloudz: "Leather black" 😂🤣🤤💀
  15. robert storms: I'm 3 rods short of 15....... gotta step up my game
  16. craigmancool: I didnt know you turned black er with sunburn.
  17. luke b: Food is accurate hands down 👌🏼👌🏼
  18. P.Formula Powers: Hahaha hahaha!!!! That's FACTS!!
  19. ren aissance: Josh pray man you are golden comedy
  20. angela emmens: haha grew up fishing we had reg cane pole then fancy rods lol Fishing, Skiing,Swiming lol dad had boat he got back in the laye 70s was ungly ass boat but had big ass engine that woould break down all the time so there we are paddling back 4 miles lol or even pulling and swiming. Even though theres gators water, also seen few sharks you just got back on the boat. When was little and thete was 5 us kids lol Daddy put life jacket on us tie line to it and toss or ass out lol We had some food mostly jug's tea, water and sodas. Mommy would toss out little pieces of hotdogs, crakers, and M@MS 😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣 she always caught the bigest catfish 35 40 catfish is a mother to reel in. Not including after spending all day on the lake come in and have to clean them. OMG lets just say some were set free lol
  21. B. Reece: I know you like some soul, check out Chris Stapleton https://youtu.be/Lq3Av1IA8rc
  22. MrSirwolf2001: You're scared of fish? I guess that your friend forgot to tell you that snakes swim ...and Florida has quite a few species. Just saying...also...Florida...Gator...gators will swim in some salt waters...Happy Fishing!
  23. danrich92: # 2 is so true. Me and my buddy went on a camping trip with one of his coworkers, a chicano dude named Alexis. 2nd day in we took my canoe out into a very small bay near our campsite. At some point as we neared the mouth of the bay, Alexis informed us he couldn't swim- nor had he ever been on a boat of any kind. About a minute later the tide started coming in surprisingly fast, the waves turned us sideways and the canoe rocked bath and forth aggressively, threatening capsize every few seconds. Alexis was fearing for his life while me and my buddy were laughing hysterically. Because there was a sandbar not 20 feet away and Alexis is 5' and maybe 120 lbs. Anyways we kept it upright, landed on the sandbar without spilling beer OR getting the weed wet. Hung out there till things got calm enough to get back to the island where our camp was. And Alexis is still alive as far as I know. I hope this story is anywhere near as funny in text as it was IRL. TLDR: Alexis didn't make it.
  24. Len Vincent: A few things to think about when fishing with your dark friends.... DON'T TOSS AWAY THE CARP!!! WTF YOU DOIN HOME BOY!! DATS GOOD CHIT!! DADDY WHOOP MY BLACK ASS IFEN IS GIVE DEM BACK TO THE RIVVA!. HAILL NOO! WHAT CHEW BE DOIN BOY??? It's all in fun my friend, we are good! We can poke around, right? I LOVE your channel and you! So wonderful to remember the days in the 70's hanging with the brothers...brings back memories✌️.
  25. Brad Tharpe: Yall are funny as to. What you are afraid of. You shold see the reaction to a ferret. It's hilarious!
  26. Greg Ward: as a white person I need to move near Josh, none of my neighbours ever go fishing and I live on the coast
  27. Auburn Jewels: FYI: SPF 1000 Srsly.
  28. Baked Jesus: Dude the water reflects the sun back at ya
  29. Ashley Dixon: Yes yes fish is scary. It is the spider snake and clown of the water. Lol
  30. Robby Ritter: My father-in-law is a fishin' fool. On Christmas day we got to talking about fishing and I asked him how many rod and reels he had. He sat and thought for a minute and said "Probably AT LEAST 300, I really don't know exactly, but 300 sounds about right." Then he started rattling off how many was on the boat, in the garage, closets in the house, spare bedrooms, etc. He's retired so I guess he's just doing what makes him happy.
  31. Stevin Harper: I'm white my suggestion find out there fears exploit those
  32. Daniel Dickson: "Too Far." = too funny
  33. Zachary Lynskey: You need more subs
  34. Andy47357: you forgot the “and watch this!” part of the statement
  35. SafeCashew Gaming: Fishing is the best
  36. Ken Cramer: Josh, Gary took it easy on you. :) You got a easy intro into fishing open water. Just wait until he takes you a bit further out and hands you a pole with straps that go around your shoulders and belts you into the seat. Just a heads up. If he hands you a strange looking belt with a piece of plastic on the front that looks like it is for holding your beer or soda. PUT IT ON! It may look goofy, but when you are tied to that pole and strapped into the chair, your baby maker and his two friends will thank you for having it. :)
  37. Thalanox: It'll probably help out, a bit. At least for affirmative action purposes.
  38. Angry Papapug: You need to go fishing with Italian White folk. You'll probably have like 10 sandwiches, chips, cookies and God knows what else.
  39. JPOV Media: What's really funny, you talkin bout white people when you live in a white neighborhood and your name is Josh. LMFAO!😄
  40. Brandy Williams: FIsh are NOT the spiders of the sea; they ARE the SNAKES.
  41. jonny walker: number 4 got me, we always bring food with kinda shit food but it's food. We also have a grill on my boat so it's litteraly catch whay you eat. just keep the remains so if you get stopped you can prove you ain't over the limit of the day.
  42. brad swan: You crack me up
  43. Tylor Pollard: Same
  44. Doug Baker: You are funny but you speak a lot of truth I’m from Texas I’ve taken Mexicans and black people hunting with me and they won’t leave my side because they think I’ve brought them to KKK country 😂😂😂 I’ve never in my life seen a clan member
  45. Rebel Gaming: Bro, should go ice fishing with me
  46. Michael Pinkerton: Maybe its because im white but i genuinely dont understand why people of other races are afraid of so much
  47. Michael Weston: How are fish the spider of the sea? They are all fish.
  48. Benjamin Duke: Sun's not prejudice, takes off the goggles, oh really, "I got that Azz". Lol Sea Gul too far. Yeah you bring your on Nabs, or Crackers. Beer is the Bread of the Sea. He may have had a small propane burner,candy some basic seasonings and frying oil. Good video, 😂🤣😂.
  49. Isabelle Layla: haha
  50. Ronan Clarke: Anyone know what the name of the song is!?
  51. Thomas Grant: We like quoting Quint from Jaws. Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our Shark. Farewell and adieu to you, fair Spanish ladies. Farewell and adieu, you ladies of Spain. For we've received orders for to sail back to Boston. And so nevermore shall we see you again.
  52. Brian Powers: I went fishing with my puerto rican friend. Guy had everything lol.
  53. Zatch SMP: Bright friends! 🤣
  54. Snook On the fly: You're reeling backwards lol
  55. colin richards: Octopus are the spiders of the sea.
  56. Belinda Hodges: Your so funny
  57. volk dukh: ....welp I'm never going back in water , thanks for that I'm afraid of water now
  58. Auburn Jewels: Josh Pray I am going to stop before I watch this to thank for normal! 😂
  59. acegaming jean: "To far" I'm done😂😂😂
  60. Buzz2cats: Man he hit the nail right on the head with that one. That is fishing 101
  61. rfdsdf1: I love your vids my friend, but if you're going to scream sing at the end of every vid please don't record it on a potato.
  62. Aaron power: Very true especially a Helios
  63. my dad: I bring 3 rods with me and too many lures and lots of bait so I got u covered
  64. Stephanie S: LMAO
  65. RD: HAHAHAHAH! Your corn fed ass flailing around playing hot potato with a fish...hilarious
  66. matthew martin: True af
  67. Manda Mitchell: Loved this so true
  68. Nathanael Miller: This is beautifull, you're beautifull. You've got some great humor, and a new subscriber,
  69. Pictish Warrior: some random guy only if they grew arms, hands, legs, and able to live and breathe out of water would I be afraid of it. I would then ask if you've been fishing in Chernobyl lately.
  70. Lazer Waffle: The only fear we brights have is having a day that we can’t fish or hunt on
  71. Fendran M: Ken Cramer Jesus can walk on water, though. So, maybe running back to shore won’t be figurative
  72. prophetic0311: I love this humor, celebrating differences is gteat, I got a few black friends who be scared of camping. Love ya dude!
  73. Enzo S. Guidi: You need to go fishing with an Italian friend. We have a 4 foot hero and a tray of baked ziti.
  74. Drop cord LIFE: Ok you probably wouldn’t make it fishing with us on the yellow river tours with us ga. Good ol boys. Catfish and blue gill. But you always welcome to give us a try. Good stuff son keep catching.
  75. kevin wright: Pork chop in a can
  76. Agostino Matteucci: +Josh Pray thanks man, you're dam funny btw, i used to have a neighbor like you . We Always went fishing, he was scared of fish too.
  77. Lee Bee: Seagal fly by and said "To Far"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  78. Cerberus: You need to go fishing with some women if u want to be fed on a fishing trip. They always bring a good feed man.
  79. Toast: This man knows his white people. Lol
  80. Christiaan Overgaard: So true!
  81. Steven Kyle: b.o.y.c punk I married a lady in Maine and moved up to Maine. She's excited to carry me ice fishing this year.
  82. BrandonBroGamer Mccoy: Personally if I see a seagull say the words "too far" my first thought would NOT be "Hey we may be too far out, we should go back" MY first thought would be OH MY GOD, THERE'S A TALKING SEAGULL!!!
  83. David Cilny: i can also confirm
  84. Kristen Heuer: Lol
  85. Tom Slack: Im bright and we bring plenty of food when we go fishing
  86. Khaeldranis: You'd have fun fishing with my family, we bring a damn steakhouse when it's more than two of us.
  87. minmorphasis: Best like to dislike ratio ive ever seen.
  88. Elijah Shields: These videos never cease to amaze me with their accuracy and comedy
  89. gavin hirt: Im white we bring fried chicken and shit and after 12 miles the weed comes out lol. Just no mayo its bad luck and plus it get warm bad things happen
  90. TheUpinsmoke10: Too funny Josh. Love your shows
  91. TexterEX: I don't tease people about their fears you scaredy cat......... YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING
  92. Excedrine: As a white folk, can confirm.
  93. Draco Meme: As a white person I can verify that this video is very accurate
  94. MrRedeyedJedi: What is a cheese gritz?
  95. Agostino Matteucci: The only thing Josh with these videos, you make it sound like bright people just have the best stuff. Like magic or privilege. Can you at least mention how HARD all people work for their stuff ? Like talk about careers, business. You make it sound like we just by ave all this.
  96. Zac C: Sandwiches, sandwiches, hot dog, hamburger, and sandwiches. The 5 main food groups.
  97. k8eekatt: Gary!? Don't get murdered!
  98. Edward Kamsickas: If a white man talked about black men like that bet this dude would loose his mind.
  99. Shellee Hoff: +Bee Snort ... I've lived in Michigan my entire life- I wouldn't survive Tip Up Town.
  100. Bobcat Arts: The Lord don't bake your fish?
  101. Dave The Knave: You mean bright friends
  102. Jason Register: Wait till you go huntin...Mississippi out
  103. David Taipala: And now you know why white people have no fear. We scare each other so much We get desensitized to it
  104. DDawg23 Grunt: I guess the thumbs down are the ignorant whites that don't like being called names! LOL
  105. makattak88: "See sick" haha 😂
  106. Wayne Benton: Poles? Check. Bait? Check. Gas filled? Check. Beer? Check. Two 2L of per-mixed coke & rum? Check. Weed? (optional) depends on the people/person you’re fishing with. Check. Chips? Check. and if a blue moon, maybe a few energy bars in emergency rations? Check. I can’t talk for all white people, but when I’m drinking I don’t feel hungry. So chips is really ever the only thing I bring fishing, once the bag is done it fits in your pocket. I don’t take plates to eat on, or anything that could end up in the water. I’m super big on keeping our waters clean... Well that’s just how I do it.
  107. Justjamin 1: I know 4 black guys that offshore fish. #1 they won't take their life vest off (which is safe) #2 they won't anchor out (afraid they won't get it back) #3 they won't turn the engine off (afraid it won't crank back up) #4 won't throw back undersized fish #5 each have there own cooler for fish ( no splitting fish up) Four of the funniest guys I know
  108. Troll king: Next time you go fishing take some bananas, fishermen love having them on there boat.
  109. Mark Piekacz Piekacz: Oh when I when out into lake Michigan frist time with A good bud we are still friends now. My coz Randy and Carry was the owner I traveled 450 mile too go fishing it was my the only days I could off of work. You pay for gas truck and boat Carry will show up and take you up to lake Michigan you pick the the port west with in where he at. We see each other on the road as we are getting the launch and the Carry siad boy big waves are coming from the north so lake Michigan was going to be ruff I look at G and Randy said we went these far to give up? No we ask Carry ask Carry if the boat could do the waves Carry said yes we drop boat. The was loaded for fishing we had 2 coolers beer hahahaha no food beer hahahaha. Well we went out and 4-5 rollers at 300 foot on a big ass lake its was hell and fun at the same time and we got to 2- 20lbs. Lakers, 4 -15.lbs salmon and 2-18lbs salmon ruff fun day. Fishing is fun if you know what you are doing and you want food you should have stayed on land hahahaha.
  110. bigmanracing300 Ktm: Seagull said Too Far . Lmao
  111. T Young: You need to see my cousins. The shape of their sunglasses are burned on their face. I swim out of sight of shore. Sea gulls are wimps.
  112. gavin hirt: Lol hay ya ll watch this is the worst as they hand you a beer and thiers
  113. Tricia G: Lmao. This couldn't be more accurate. White people are crazy! (I'm one of them). Also, PSA: EVERYONE needs sunscreen!
  114. MOS3: These black dudes going outside like they’re invincible 😂 The sun doesn’t have eyeballs to see shit what color you are, you’re getting cooked all the same bro.
  115. some random guy: Bet you would be afraid of picking a fish out of my fish tank though.
  116. Devils Advocate: AHHHHAHAHAHA "THE SUN AINT RACisT"
  117. Rick Sanchez C137: Coif bars and meat sticks are what I usually carry on my boat... and a five gallon jug of water. (And a tarp, spare rope, and something to start a fire... life is hard, it’s harder if the weather makes you beach your boat in southeast Alaska and you weren’t prepared).
  118. Hell Crow: Let me guess you were scared of worms. Ok was fishies 😂 well I guess I can't judge, not a big fan of sharks here lol.
  119. Sandman Huffmaster: I always bring a bucket or two of fried chicken
  120. Vito Delorto: This guy can come shoot and fish with me, anytime. 😂😂😂😂 Dog, if you run out of material, I'll take you to shoot fish!😂😂😂
  121. Adrian Urquijo: Meliodas The Sin of Wrath aren’t hotdogs basically sandwiches?
  122. Pictish Warrior: +ThumbsUp media catch some brim and give them to them for live bait.
  123. radradroadbot: Like 100% for real
  124. Christiaan Overgaard: +Adrian Urquijo Hamburgers are sandwiches too. But you are just getting picky. lol
  125. DWeezy62: Black people, please use sunscreen! White people already know to use sunscreen, but for some reason black people think our skin is invincible to the rays of the sun. Don't believe that shit! Your ass will cook like Grandma's Sunday fried chicken. Believe me!
  126. keith mooney: Lol this guy scared of snakes a Billy Joe get over here
  127. jdogg661420: lol how could you be scared of a fish.. when I did ocean trip the boats I was on had small kitchen and stove ect.. so we could fix burgers.. next time just take a camping grill. hopefully you caught some hogs.
  128. Bobby Hempel: You can come fishing with me. I don't go deep sea fishing I go river,lake and stream fishing, and I bring food water and a way to start a fire and cook whatever I can catch if needed
  129. Johnny Rabbits Laughing: True fishermen always got more than enough poles for our friends!
  130. Roger Adkins: Fish are the spiders of the sea🤣🤣🤣 im dying...
  131. flamingpie herman: Love Marco island!!!
  132. craigmancool: I prefer White Friend. Thanx. Dont want someone looking around for me thinking i glow like an headlamp or something.
  133. Joe mama: Bwahahahaha
  134. undefined bs: 5:15 laughed like hell. Striking match remark reminded me of the jail scene in Stir Crazy. Gene Wilder the original bright friend.
  135. Wicked kangaroo: Yeah, this is true I torment my brother in law about his fear of spiders. once tossed a big ass plastic spider in the bathroom when he was in there taking a dump and he screamed like a woman. good times.
  136. gavin hirt: Fried chicken plus its bait
  137. Tyler Reed: Don't forget when you inland and fishing and your white friend says "I know a great spot" it's probably miles away from anything in the middle of the woods.
  138. 984francis: White not Bright, Right?
  139. anne nonymous: died laughing
  140. Beth Wilmeth: It's true if you tell me what you're afraid of I will use it to scare you lol. My friends boyfriend ( now husband) told me that he was afraid of spiders so my friend and I got my dogs stuffed animal ( it was a tarantula) and she chased him with it lol. Sorry but the only thing I'm afraid of is loosing someone I love. I ( on two different occasions ) found a snake next to my bed and a few days later had one slither up my bed and just stopped and curled up on my pillow next to my face. Both times we caught them and released them in our front yard. I've also saved a lot of tarantulas over the years.
  141. Jack Metzger: As a person of bright hue, I can verify we like to exploit our friends fears
  142. raymond weaver: I'm white, this guy is funny
  143. My Self: We gota go bowfishing
  144. 867diesel: lmao this is so true . this is why I hang out with black people . yall crack me up yall always have me rolling on the ground . oh fyi when I go on a fishing trip my skinny ass brings lots of food lmao and weed
  145. Christiaan Overgaard: I'm not sure that my belly could handle it, from all of the laughing.
  146. Colorado Cloudz: 😂
  147. Jetski Jay: I’m offended that society is forcing you to use the word bright instead of white!
  148. dabobbyb8: “Sandwiches and sandwiches and hot dogs and burgers and sandwiches” lmaoooo
  149. Felipe Trevino: Why do it say bright friends ? You can’t say white friends ? mmm mmm mmm !
  150. Bhennessy33: I'm white, and I find the man hilarious! I can't stop watching!
  151. CD S: Mr Pray if a bright person ask you to hold their beer please for your own safety take a few steps back ; )
  152. Andrew Psg: None of my neighbor can fish for sh*t!
  153. ToxicTiki: Anyone else think it would be aweaome to hang out with Josh?
  154. volk dukh: How can someone be afraid of a fish ?
  155. ThumbsUp media: Pictish Warrior live grasshoppers are great bait to give those folks hahaha
  156. Kris Hayes: Don't go fishing Josh, it's a trap. Lol
  157. Bee Snort: Spider of the sea!😂😂😂😂😂
  158. Kevin Smith: +Josh Pray I've watched a lot of your videos and had already decided you are an exceptionally good man. This video is the first I saw you respond to any comments. Maybe you do it all the time and I just missed them but this one and the one to mister don't tread on me totally reinforced my opinion. Keep up the good work. ks
  159. scruffy da real OG: Beer is fishing food and water
  160. reese bobby: you reeling backwards! good video
  161. Tyler Bouck: Fucking love what you do man. Been a min since I've watched one though you get in trouble for saying white in your titles. Literally why I love the content. You break down racial stereotypes like the late great Richard Pryor and for the same reason. One love.
  162. pawpawdabs: Hell yeah
  163. ike13d: You got it easy bud. My dad used to take us out on the boat in the morning before the sun rose and we wouldn't come back till it started to set, unless the fishing was really good and we caught our limit early. We'd get out on Lake Erie and a good portion of the time he'd head off to Canadian waters cause the fish are bigger up there.
  164. Khaeldranis: +Agent J r/woooosh
  165. Beth Carden: Sir, you are my favorite comedian. Funny as hellyeah!
  166. just in case: Not sure what you're saying about no food. When we go out we have lot's of food. Chip's, jerky, peanuts, chips , jerky. And more chips and jerky. Oh yah and beer. Lot's of beer.
  167. Josh Pray: Terribly Tactical but guess what? Majority loves me and I love you regardless of your assumptions!
  168. Ark Lyte: Abso-damn-lutely! If you're close enough to me to be considered family, you're ass is going to get the mickey taken out of you *constantly*, cuz I love ya! General politeness is for those people who you only know casually.
  169. Doug Yates: Gosh, thank you for showing just how funny we White folks are. We mean the best, we try to be nice and friendly......we want to get a long with everyone but we sometimes slip up a long the way. Peace to all.
  170. Hollywood Sunset: Michael Pinkerton I’m brown and this is an interesting question. My first thought is that my black relatives and myself as a kid is that we don’t have hobbies. We don’t go camping, hiking, skiing, or even watch the Discovery nature shows. With my family, spare time is for second jobs, third jobs, or time spent doing something that would cost money to get done. One Saturday, my parents decided to sell our old stove. We were all set up in the backyard with steel wool, bleach and soapy water with our own section to clean. That was a family outing. That’s just my first thought. No familiarity with nature and an emphasis on work, chores, and a full day of worship. I left home kinda young and got confused with the expectation to go hiking on Saturdays, skiing each winter and on boating trips. They’ve all been challenging but I thought it was just me in a constant state of “why the hell are we here?”
  171. drewschlosser26: "FISH ARE THE SPIDERS OF THE SEA" needs to be a tee shirt!
  172. keith mooney: I lost it after that statement LOL
  173. Rusty shackleford: Fishing in a ice house is easy... They have tv's, kitchens, well they have everything on the ice in Minnisota.
  174. keith mooney: And for the love of God never bring bananas on the boat that's a No-No
  175. James Brinley: yup us white folk fishing gear ratio is like 15 rods and reels per person in the house. we got you covered bruh. you just being the food.
  176. b.o.y.c punk: Think that's bad bring yourself up north and go ice fishing
  177. Robert Weber: it must be nice to be able to make your living telling racist jokes and making stereotypes. if a white person mad e achannel like this about black people it would be shut down IMMEDIATELY but since its fine to be racist towards white people somehow this is acceptable. this is black privilege
  178. Dan Van Fleet: Keep it up, you're a funny dude and from what I know about brighties, you's on it. Funny stuff and educational at the same time.
  179. T Young: Josh would die.
  180. Shone Curole: Man this reminds me of a time I went fishing with my cousin. We brought another person with us and he got scared as hell when the land disappeared on the horizon. I laughed watching that grown man cry.
  181. OriginalXfyre: You are a confident man... It shows... Yes, we find it funny when you're scare of stuff :)
  182. Ark Lyte: Love this video...love all your 'five things' videos. This one hits close to my heart because I'm a Bright man who loves to fish, and loves to take my buddies out to fish. And everything you said (barring the food...we *always* take a decent amount of food, in addition to tons of drinks...your ass can pass out on the water if you dont eat something, even if you dont feel hungry) is 100000% true. :) re #5, I remember the first time I took a black friend out fishing. I tried multiple times to offer him suntan lotion, but he wouldn't take it, no matter how many times I warned him. That night, he was miserable...first time in his life he ever had a sunburn. I felt bad for him (though I gave him TONS of shit, since he was practically family), but he learned his lesson. Every time after that I took him on the boat, he was all 'pass the SPF 50 bruh!'. :D
  183. Life is a lie: Lmao. This shit is pure gold! Keep it up.
  184. C D: This is the kind of comedy I love. Everyone coming together whatever race, culture, religion and having a good time joking about stereotypes. It's all in good fun. In my opinion it brings everyone closer
  185. embcampana: Ahahahahaha!!!!! JAWS ON ME!!! 🙌🏼🦈‼️ 😂😂😂
  186. Chase Haley: "White people think its funny when you scared of stuff, its not funny"! Good stuff.
  187. travis branum: You had me cracking up hard on this one. This is one of my top 5 of your vids.
  188. Mark Piekacz Piekacz: Sorry texing too fast but it was a fun time.
  189. Rebecca Daniels: I love your "five lessons" .. Ummm I tend to your fish, you kill my spiders :)
  190. Mbash: LMAO. Great Vid. To be completely fair, when black folk find out you are scared of something, they will give you shit about it too. :) Also, yes, black folk sometimes *NEED* to wear sunscreen too. We are able to get sunburned too. It just may take longer than it takes white folk.
  191. jacob kanal: Light people
  192. Margie: Sounds like my son-in-law! I can't fish cause I feel sorry for them. My inner liberal.😜 I'm gonna start linking to this video every time someone mouths off about "white people can't go in the sun!" LOL!!!
  193. Nate Free K-9 Help: You crack me up mate, luv. From OZ.
  194. JustMe BeingMe: leather black... lmao
  195. tasha wegotyou: you funny!!!!! I love fishing bit you better prepare, being brown you might not need SPF but you need covering cause your red friends kindred has fucked up the ozone, so be prepared, I take everything with me food, bug spray , knife, fire, rain coat; etc ,be prepared!!!!!!😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
  196. jfalcon6424: Man I love these videos
  197. Darren Lowry: Comedy reflects real life and you do it perfectly.
  198. thgreatandini: I was waiting to hear “it didn’t work out so good for the ancestors the last time white people took them past where they could see the shore”.
  199. 3DayPriest: Fishing screen! The string! I took my windsurfer out over the horizon once. Straight out about 30 mins. I got worried about the wind and came back.
  200. Nate Free K-9 Help: You crack me u mate, luv. From OZ.
  201. charlie ewell: I love the call out to the coast guard
  202. AM: Fish is the spider of the sea lmao🤣 yes it’s very true you are so right, I cannot contain myself when you guys get scared of a little creepy crawling thing.
  203. Lazer Waffle: Draco Meme agreed
  204. Luke Labreche: Bro I live in ft. Myers your hilarious. If you want content for your bright friends. You should come lift with us and we would love to hear the report!!
  205. Jim Harrison: I’m terrified of spiders, hate them lol, nice vid, came across your content and you’re funny af 😂
  206. Michael M.: What a story teller! You are great!
  207. Alejandro Cervantes: Ive never thought about it but how far can i legally go in a boat?
  208. Eddie: Crabs are also the spiders of the underwear
  209. Justin Connors: Eat beer
  210. Killerkam91: Na it's just a rule with fishing as it is hunting, if you're gonna catch it you're gonna gave to handle it yourself, if you go hunting you had best be prepared to kill it and carry it and gut and clean it
  211. dee cotton: Sat da hole earf on fire!!!!
  212. Chase Haley: "That sun is not racist!" I have watched this maybe 7 times.
  213. Victoria Lynn Struble: White people thing it funny when you scared of stuff. Omg... I died. I died laughing, I could not breath. Now I'm dizzy wholly shit.... I love it. Hes so right xD
  214. zach tyo: Is there a reason the title is “Bright friends” and not “White friends”?
  215. graymanA51: To me anyone who is like family to me gets their balls busted twice as hard as anyone else. Seems like Gary thinks the same.
  216. Sandman Huffmaster: +Rick Sanchez C137 Alaska is a whole different story and you best be prepared for anything or you'll become a statistic
  217. Agent J: +Khaeldranis they're clothing. What should they be good for? The offense is compulsion because the reasons to believe don't convince.
  218. Tom Jones: It is funny! I took my buddy on a hike & once I convinced him the sticks breaking was a bear fallowing us he was scared for 12 hours. There is way more beer than food on fishing trips; always!
  219. designanddirection: Do a video of 5 things black people are terrified of... like walking in the outdoors (because you never see black people hiking)!
  220. Kyle Sonsalla: He has, look it up
  221. Rick Sanchez C137: my dad if I’m going fishing I get everything on the boat an hour early, then put on a rubber glove and reach down in the water and yank a clump of tube worms off the dock, then cut the worms out of the tubes and into half inch long chunks and use them as bait for surf perch under the docks... I keep the surf perch alive in a bucket and when I reach where I’m fishing I throw them on big hooks to catch rock fish and halibut... No need to have a lot of lures when nature provide free bait... and Alaskan water provide plenty.
  222. Chris Deleon: I think that was actually the first video of his I saw 😆
  223. Will M.: I absolutely love ur videos!! They even my make my grumpy ol dad laugh.
  224. i8urcookie 33: Where I live in south we make the person kiss their first fish for luck🤣
  225. Jeremy Cheuvront: You have such a great blend of funny and truth. Every one of your videos is so good I share it with someone.
  226. 16thdave: As a white dude this is spot on except the food part I always bring lots of food and water fishing, oohhh and weed 420 everyday!
  227. JMC: oh yeah yeah
  228. Elias Johnson: I love these videos!
  229. Jones: "A fish is the spider of the sea." That's hilarious!
  230. Alysa’s boy: This video is how all race related things should be treated. Light hearted and not something to keep us apart.
  231. evilal20: Fishing in winter? Hmm
  232. tsloan2100: He let you use his Orvis? That's a high honor.
  233. Bare Finnumim: I’m a bright guy and say. This is accurate af
  234. Gregory Kolpacki: Bright friends lol
  235. William Darcy: I laughed so hard I pooped.
  236. Jen: CD S - That’s some golden life advice right there 🤣
  237. Jeremy Backman: You'd like lake fishing from shore better. More food less drunk driving a boat .
  238. Kole M: Need to play paintball sometime
  239. Michael Dunn: Bro you are the funniest I ain't lying
  240. Draco Meme: +Devils Advocate True from what I can remeber of the last time we went fishing, we brought a big ass cooler full of sandwhiches in stuff
  241. Xobile the Boi: I still can't believe this mans name is Josh
  242. GhosteBlack: Edits are a lot better
  243. leon Warner: Yup I got two rods for myself am additional 5 that are loaners and enough lures to last a whole day of some noob going Captain Ahab on some lunker he thought he saw.
  244. Jeff Rasberry: Roflmao You wanna go fishing?
  245. Agent J: +Khaeldranis yes, no attempt was made to catch it. Not worth remembering, tomorrow.
  246. KB91YJ40: There are sandwiches and cookies on MY ship.
  247. John Puckett: All right Josh if you're going to tell it tell it right fishing out the spiders of the sea crabs are LOL if you see this
  248. tjzx3432: My dude, there's 2 kinds of fishing bank fishing and open water fishing. You might want to ask what kind you're going out for, and if you want some food you had better bring it with you. Also yeah you better cover up if you don't want to burn, i made that mistake and i looked like a boiled lobster when we got back on shore. I can bank fish all day long but on the water, maybe 6 to 8 hours max. Any more and im done, i gotta say though, caught more fish on the open water in one day then the last 6 times i went bank fishing. Out there they are hungry, any easy meal for them is like a light to a moth.
  249. Keith Thompson: Ok, funny as always, but 100% truuuuth. Glad you caught the fishing bug. I laugh at my own kids when they are scared of something like spiders...
  250. BreeKayBe: Me? SPF 110 unless I can find higher. Skin cancer does not sound like a good time.
  251. ForeskinVampire Slayer!: You are the man Josh! Keep it up bro!
  252. vm brister: Love you, man...
  253. Panthertats: true but they taste much nicer
  254. Hollywood Sunset: keith mooney Why? They’re so good and filling.
  255. Mitchell Waltmann: The comments are very bright
  256. Heidi Marchant: We never got too hungry when we're baking in the sun, just lightly snack but when we got back to shore and out of the sun, oh man, we could eat a whole cow. You're right tho the further out the better.
  257. Justin Martell: Leather black I died
  258. Mark Sage: LOL funny stuff. It's great that as black and white people we can both laugh at each other while shaking hands, having fun and respecting each other. Too much shit is too serious today. If we all learned to chill and laugh together...the world would be a much better place. Nice job Josh, keep up the great work.
  259. Wake me when we get there Huh: Josh, your comedic timing and delivery are on point.
  260. Hollywood Sunset: Alejandro Cervantes I think 4 miles out you’re no longer in US water but you’re in International waters. It’s legal to be there but the Coast Guard isn’t out there. Just bring a passport and you could travel into the waters of another country.
  261. Alucard Peach: Oh my goodness, I thought I was the only person scared of fish! My cousins from the mountains make fun of me. I'm scared af of spiders, too. Also, I never been on a boat.
  262. fuck your feelings snowflake: Its ok to call us white instead of bright it wont offend us
  263. Ken Cramer: +Mr T We might want to wait until his third trip fishing for him to stand up. LOL Can't wait for him to pull up a small shark and then pull a "screaming Jesus" (hollering like a teenage girl taking on a spider while making carl lewis look slow as he "runs" back to shore)
  264. Andy Warren: Very accurate
  265. Sh 864: Bright
  266. William Church: These videos are WPA. White People Approved 😂😂😂. Love it.
  267. Tina Clogston: Corny ass shit, you ignorant!
  268. Washable Junk: I have like 15 rods
  269. AM: Oh just let him go, don’t ruin this great video.
  270. Tom Garland: (LAUGH) I love your observations! So funny... keep them coming
  271. Bruh Bible: LMAO SEESICK
  272. RICHARD S: Fishin skreen
  273. Josh Pray: Agostino Matteucci you know what, this is a great point. I shall
  274. Jeff Fithen: Every one of these videos is 100% accurate and hilarious.
  275. Spartan Elite43: This guy is awesome!
  276. Bill T: Took one of my buds fishing and he came to my place dressed up all Hip-Hop. His shoes and shirt were so white and his pants were pressed with all kinds of gold chains around his neck. I mean he was dressed to impress. First look at him and I told him to go change but he said he was ready to get dirty. Got to the lake and all set up when it started to rain and his nice white clothes weren't white any more. Needless to say the next time he did wear worn out clothes and no gold around his neck
  277. Auburn Jewels: John Gault Exactly! For those of us with the absence of melanin! 😂 Good one...I will use that! Give me 1 Burka Ina Bottle please! 😂
  278. Ats Right: He is talking about one particular sub-set of white people fishing. The other sub-set consists of lawn chairs. Beach umbrellas. Coolers of every type of food and beverage you can imagine. A tool box and a tackle box filled with everything you will and will not need. 6-10 poles of various weights and action because...ya never know. Minnows and night crawlers. Crank bait. Two changes of clothes. Etc etc Then there’s me. 1 pole. A box with some kind of gear in it but I don’t know because I haven’t opened it in a year or two. Some grub worms. A pack of beef jerky. And a 12 pack of cheap beer.
  279. Daniel Millar: Why do I see the same amount of dislikes on every one of these videos? You must of upset 1 person with 10 friends and they are following you...
  280. craigmancool: Of course you dont bring food hunting. You fish for food. Hunger is initiative.
  281. Don Welch: Next try ice fishing
  282. Col.Glover 413: Go watch Kent Hovind ✝️
  283. Kent Vandevender: A Cain or a bad date😉
  284. james cullen: I own 2 duffle bags I use for fishing. One for winter, one for summer. Then I have a pole for catfish, blue gill, bass, trout, plus like 8 more. I also own about 3000yards of line. Always be prepared. I plan to fish for several hours if I fish.
  285. Robert McCampbell: please change the outro song, besides that 10/10
  286. Col.Glover 413: Jesus is the only way to heaven ✝️
  287. Marc Poindexter: I used to shark and tapon fish in marco all the time back in the 80 cool
  288. Keith B: He trippin lmao
  289. Zac Wilkerson: 11 people didn’t like this because they ain’t been fishin’
  290. Kat M: I laughed so hard when he started talking about how white people think it’s funny when you’re scared. He really called out my entire family just then 😂. He’s also right about the food. And the- you know what, he’s just right. Most of this describes my dad who loves to go on the boat.
  291. Paul Bryan: You have got to be the funniest man alive!!!! Keep to coming. Been telling er body I know to listen to you!
  292. radradroadbot: On paperwork when it asks ethnicity I'm going to check "other" and write in "Bright"
  293. Jamie Shaw Gandy: best one yet and i havent even finished..
  294. Jones: Keep bringing people together--you're doing God's work buddy. :)
  295. Michael Giovinazzi: Drinking in the Sun is like drinking alcohol. It doesn't matter what YOUR tolerance level is, too much will still poison you!
  296. Mr.OvenBox: I can verify that it is hilarious when someone is afraid of fish.
  297. Andy47357: we only make fun of your weaknesses once and we expect the same, and if you bring food with you, you don’t have to hide it, heck i bring beer, beef jerky, and water, reasons why you don’t eat anything but jerky is because I don’t want to watch your shit float away for 3 hours, but we won’t be seagulls around your food cause dog its your food if you said no sharing no problem but i cant drink all this beer so have some, more coolers the better the trip.
  298. A Cain: CRABS are the spiders of the sea.
  299. Jeremy Backman: It's like you're the only black dude that bothers to try to understand us.
  300. bonek350: Dude, this is exactly what its like fishing with my white behind.
  301. JOHN COLLINS: I love to take my dark friends camping and sneak off into the dark and play the banjo.
  302. Nuntius01: love your vids. keep em coming
  303. TJ Avagliano: You need to start doing sets live bro!!!
  304. imjennylyn 12: Dude your are the only person I have ever seen, that felt the need to post anything negitive. He is ridiculously hilarious, in no way offensive and always spot on. Why bring all that race hate stigma shit here? Yes I totally understand the frustration with the liberal double standard.
  305. Mr T: No chair! Stand up with a safety strap. Burn those thighs, feel the burn baby.
  306. BladeSC74: This was one of your best so far.... too funny aaand true lol love the seagull bit ha..... toooo far😁 but most importantly love your outlook and personality! God bless, bro. Subscribed!
  307. Andrew Graves: I to am scared of the fish Josh, mainly I don't like mucus covered things, but also I don't want to get stabbed by the spine in the fin on the top of the fish. Being out of sight of land is fine with me though, always did want to travel by sail boat anyway hahaha!
  308. tina pursley: This is a comedy chanel. I'm white I mean bright. 😂
  309. joker XD: I am also a white person and this is true
  310. Mr T: Lot of P.I.'s where I live. How come these dudes come from tiny Islands but most of them can't swim? What's with that? Man. Whites swim from England to France every day. How the locals go fishing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c9b4I16y4o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHJKtBWQrmA
  311. robert hill: Needed some humor thanks.
  312. Who Cares: Fish are the spiders of the sea, I'm dead. God I love this channel.
  313. C Canto: Ok this video reminds me off. Robert it goes down! https://youtu.be/QnimAyfW-f4
  314. txusmc69: Hes right lol. For my birthday I booked an offshore trip and then proceeded to buy 3 new rod and reels. My gf was like stop spending money lol. I easily spent over $500 dollars on just those three sets. Hell just one reel cost $150. And anybody that goes fishing with me is welcome to use any of them.
  315. Baked Jesus: I so wanna get my permit and take you gator hunting my way now lmfao.
  316. Sam Raynor: Lmao I’m white and never tell buddy’s or friends about my fears. Whites will fuck with you till you die lol
  317. James Brinley: Ark Lyte absolutely and every rod and reel is set up for different fishing situations. one for fishing on the bottom. one with a cork. one for live bait. one with cut bait. and so on and so forth. gotta be ready for any situation. lol
  318. Andrew Wilson: Time to go sailboat racing Josh.......you will get at least 3 "5 Things Lists" I promise. BTW....love your videos.
  319. Terribly Tactical: If I did videos like this about black people it would be the end of the world and I'd be a racist and this and that and probably end up on CNN and have to go into witness protection because all the link card abusing gang banging section 8 no goods would be hunting me down .... how hypocritical
  320. Tylor Pollard: If i fish I'm gone for hours with water and that's it
  321. Jo_: You can pickle and onion raw fish and eat it and it’s great
  322. Icy Frog: "Leather black!". 🤣👍
  323. Olszewski Jake: The ending was the best. You are a good man/person.
  324. JOHN COLLINS: Black man with a sunburn. Who'd a thunk it.
  325. raymond weaver: That sun ain't racist
  326. John North: this man will end racism
  327. Michael Schofield: It is funny when people are scard of stuff like fish...
  328. Jake Husband: Is it because YouTube won't let you say white?
  329. TheKajunkat: AND...if you bring your own food, it better not be a banana. Bananas are bad juju on a boat...jus say'n

5 Things to know before fishing with your Bright friends

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